9/17/2023 0 Comments Weird short phrases![]() "I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly." - Bill Kirby."If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise." - P.Z."Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas." - Esa Tikkannen."Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you." - Unknown."The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." - Franklin Jones.I know that when I see someone running on my street, my instincts tell me to let the dog go after him." - Mike Royko It makes people nervous to see someone running. "It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims."Remember, the second most important thing to choosing the right shoe is choosing the left one." - Unknown."Running a marathon felt like I played in a very rough football game with no hitting above the waist." - Alan Page.I'm much nicer after I've had one." - Unknown "Run like hell and get the agony over with." - Clarence DeMar."How do you know if someone ran a marathon? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you." - Jimmy Fallon.Especially in distance running." - Bill Dellinger If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal." - Rob de Castella If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. "If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble."Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second." - William James.In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it." - Brooks Johnson If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups." - Rita Rudner "I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging."I consider my refusal to run today as resistance training." - Unknown."Start slow, then taper off." - Walt Stack."Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television." - Victoria Wood."If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill." - Marty Stern."If found on ground, please drag to finish line." - From a runner's T-shirt.Running makes it seem longer." - Baron Hansen On a track, I feel like a hamster." - Robin Williams "Run like you stole something." - Unknown."My other legs are Kenyan." - From a pair of running shorts."The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again." - Erma Bombeck."If you start to feel good during an ultra, don't worry, you will get over it." - Gene Thibeault.Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway." - Don Kardong ![]() "If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want."Slow runners make fast runners look good.I feel ten years older already." - Milton Berle "My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life."Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet." - Unknown."Long distance running is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical." - Rich Hall."The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." - Martin Mull."There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys." - Gabrielle Zevin.It makes it feel needed." - Charles Schulz More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes." - Don Kardong Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. "No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. ![]()
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